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How many five year olds could YOU take in a fight?

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combating experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

  • You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court.
  • There are no weapons or foreign objects.
  • Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin).
  • The children are merciless and will show no fear.
  • If a child is knocked unconscious, he is “out.” The same goes for you.

My score, only because I feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children:


3 comments… add one
  • pirco January 29, 2008, 10:42 am

    hmm. the results link just takes me to the dating site…

  • ner January 29, 2008, 11:30 am

    17…bring’em on!

  • pirco January 29, 2008, 11:45 am

    ok. I guess I had to allow pop up windows?!

    anyway, apparently I can also take on 21 of them suckers. (no, I did not lie)

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