Why Worry?

In life, there are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are only two things to worry about:
Either you will get well, or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to  worry about.
If you die, there are only two things to worry about:
Either you will go to Heaven, or you will go to Hell.
If you go to Heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
If you go to Hell, you’ll be so damned busy shaking hands with friends that you won’t have time to worry.

Source: My paternal grandfather