A guy with a big round bright orange head was walking down the street with his girlfriend, and ran into a friend he hadn’t seen in years.
The friend said, “Hey, it’s been a long time! What in the world happened to your head?”
The guy said, “Oh, that. A few years ago I found a genie bottle in an alley. I rubbed it and a genie came out, giving me three wishes. My first wish was to be independently wealthy, which I happily am. My second wish was to have the most beautiful woman in the world. And, well, that explains my beautiful girlfriend. My third wish — and this is where I think I may have gone horribly, horribly wrong — was to have a big round bright orange head.”
Source: The Amazing Johnathan
*Note: Johnathan cites this as his favorite joke, claiming that anybody who laughs at it is somebody worth palling around with. Use it as an early screener in group conversation.
the best joke in the history of humor. I love this one. jajajaja big round orange head….jhajajhahajah. It is like a little blue flat foot. jajajjahkjhakaka. Oh my god…jaajaohahjahjakaka…wheew.
jajajhajhalkaka. BROH!!! jaaajaha