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The Guy with the Big Round Bright Orange Head

A guy with a big round bright orange head was walking down the street with his girlfriend, and ran into a friend he hadn’t seen in years.

The friend said, “Hey, it’s been a long time! What in the world happened to your head?”

The guy said, “Oh, that. A few years ago I found a genie bottle in an alley. I rubbed it and a genie came out, giving me three wishes. My first wish was to be independently wealthy, which I happily am. My second wish was to have the most beautiful woman in the world. And, well, that explains my beautiful girlfriend. My third wish — and this is where I think I may have gone horribly, horribly wrong — was to have a big round bright orange head.”

Source: The Amazing Johnathan

*Note: Johnathan cites this as his favorite joke, claiming that anybody who laughs at it is somebody worth palling around with. Use it as an early screener in group conversation.

1 comment… add one
  • poodles February 13, 2008, 12:25 pm

    the best joke in the history of humor. I love this one. jajajaja big round orange head….jhajajhahajah. It is like a little blue flat foot. jajajjahkjhakaka. Oh my god…jaajaohahjahjakaka…wheew.

    jajajhajhalkaka. BROH!!! jaaajaha


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