1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can’t count your hair.
3. You can’t breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried #3.
6. When you did #3, you realized it’s possible, but it made you look like a dog.
7. Now you’re smiling because you were fooled.
8. You didn’t notice we skipped #5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a #5.
10. You’re smiling again.
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