The Correct Way to Spell Potato

If GH can stand for P as in ‘hiccough’,
If OUGH can stand for O as in ‘dough’,
if PHTH can stand for T as in ‘phthisis’,
if EIGH can stand for A as in ‘neighbour’,
if TTE can stand for T as in ‘gazette’,
if EAU can stand for O as in ‘plateau’,

…then the correct way to spell potato would be:

GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

(via Grammarly)