ELECTION RESULTS = LIES. LET’S RECOUNT.
ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER
DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES = THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH = HE BUGS GORE
PRESBYTERIAN = BEST IN PRAYER
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME THE DOTS
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY = IS NO AMITY
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Zs.
A DECIMAL POINT = I’M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER
(Thanks Gran!)