Random 2009 math thingie

1. First, pick the number of times per week that you would like to have chocolate*. (Must be more than once, but less than ten times.)
2. Multiply this number by 2, just to be bold.
3. Add 5. You now have a new number.
4. Multiply your new number by 50.
5. If you’ve already had your birthday this year, add 1759. If you haven’t, add 1758.
6. Now, subtract the four-digit year of your birth. You should now have a three-digit number.

The first digit is the number of times you want to have chocolate per week. The last two digits are your age.

*May also work with peanut butter.