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After pondering over what graphic I should submit for this, I couldn’t disagree with a buddy who reminded me of this.

Done. It’s a no-brainer. The piece completely captures the user-generated spirit of the whole Six-Word Memoir project. Spontaneous, raw, and human. Just like the life story it supplements.

I just dug up the original piece and upsampled it to 300dpi to meet their requirements. While I was in there, I couldn’t resist the overwhelming urge to indulge in a shameless URL drop. I think it fits. (No offense to New York.)

So there it is. Stay tuned for updates.

*Special thanks to a talented artist named Chas Harmon. Wherever you are, my brother, best of life to you.

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vertigo poster saul bass

I just sunk into the couch and escaped into this classic. Next to Rear Window, this one could be my second favorite Hitchcock film ever. Awesome.

As life stands right now, I could very well be getting close to vowing off older women for good. But before I make any brash decisions, does anybody have Kim Novak’s email address?

Just throwing it out there.

While standing in the deli today, I picked up on a chapter in a fantastic fiction writing book called “Stealing Fire from the Gods” by James Bonnet.

In his chapter on the Golden Paradigm, Bonnet’s discussing the concept of the “Value Being Pursued” in a story. Like real life, story takes us on a journey where we are pursuing certain cherished values, such as life, health, wealth, justice, democracy, freedom, wisdom, security, love, happiness, wholeness, equality, and honor. At the same time, we’re trying to avoid their opposites — scourges like death, disease, poverty, injustice, tyranny, ignorance, slavery, insecurity, unhappiness, alienation, inequality, and dishonor. These isolated components are the stuff that great stories are made of. It all begins with the pursuit of these values.

To illustrate such a pursuit with a real example, Bonnet uses Homer’s story of The Iliad and The Odyssey. In this case, the value being pursued is honor, and the scourge being avoided is its counterpart, dishonor. As I read this at the deli, I got to the end and laughed out loud. People turned to me, wondering what was so funny. While I didn’t take the time to explain it to them, I’ll do so here.

From Bonnet’s book:

In the larger whole story of The Iliad and The Odyssey the value being pursued is honor. Everything in that larger whole story is related to that one virtue. It begins at the wedding of King Peleus and the sea goddess, Thetis. There is a contest to determine which of the three goddesses, Hera, Athena, or Aphrodite, is the most beautiful. The Trojan, Paris, the handsomest living mortal, is chosen to judge the contest, and Aphrodite secretly offers to help him seduce the most beautiful woman in the world if he chooses her, which he does. How Hera and Athena, sensing correctly that the contest was rigged, feel dishonored by Paris’ choice, and they vow to take revenge on the father’s kingdom. Later King Menelaos feels dishonored when Paris, with the help of Aphrodite, seduces his wife, Helen, and they run off together to Troy. Hera and Athena help Menelaos and his brother Agamemnon raise an army. During the ten-year war with Troy that ensues, Achilles feels dishonored when Agamemnon takes away the girl, Briseis, his prize from the sacking of the city of Lyrnessus. Then Poseidon feels dishonored when Odysseus blinds his one-eyed son, the cyclops, Polyphemus. As revenge, the god delays Odysseus’ return home another nine years. Then Odysseus feels dishonored because the suitors who have taken over his estate in his absence are hounding his wife and son and squandering his wealth. And finally, Homer feels dishonored because of a movie they made of his story they call Troy.

>> Hey guys, I have an idea…

“Plans are nothing; planning is everything.”
— Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Source: Rob Gonsalves

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A typical early morning at one of our favorite heavily rotated hangouts. Fromhold Field’s on Paseo Del Mar at White Point. I played baseball games there when I was about fifteen, and still have a scar on my left knee from sliding into home one Sunday morning in the mid ’80s.

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About six weeks ago Andreas tipped me off to a Six-Word Memoir Contest put on by SMITH Magazine. The challenge was to tell your life story in exactly six words. The editors of SMITH Magazine were to then review all the submissions and pick their favorites for their upcoming Six-Words Memoir book.

I submitted mine immediately, which you can see here.

About an hour ago I got an email from the editor and contest co-pilot informing me that my life story has been picked to share with the world via your nearest bookstore in 2008! They landed the publishing deal and the title of our book will be NOT QUITE WHAT I WAS PLANNING: And Other Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure.

The email:

Dear Six-Word Memoirist,

If you’re getting this email, it means that your six-word memoir was hand-selected by the editors of SMITH Magazine as one of our very favorites. And while it’s true that the iPod’s already been awarded, there’s a pretty awesome honorable mention situation we hope you’ll be as excited about as we are.

We got a book deal! And you know what, so did you! In 2008, HarperCollins will publish NOT QUITE WHAT I WAS PLANNING: And Other Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure. I’m writing to about 400 memoirists out of over 5,000 who submitted in hopes of including you guys in our book.

And in the user-generated spirit of SMITH, we’re illustrating the book by asking each of you to supply a photo of yourself, or a photo you’ve taken, or a doodle or drawing or collage or graphic or any other visual you feel represents your life story. The only rule is that it can’t be someone else’s copyright. The more creative, the better! Please send it to this email in high res/300dpi if possible.

In return, you’ll get a copy of the book when it’s all done, and the right to throw around the term “published author,” if you don’t already. Please write back right away and let me know if you’re on board, or if you have any questions. If you don’t remember what you submitted, that’s fine too. Just ask and I’ll remind you. We only have a few weeks to get the finished manuscript turned in, and we’d love to include you!

Thanks,
Rachel Fershleiser
www.smithmag.net
Editor, Memoirville.com
Co-Pilot, Six-Word Memoir Project

How cool is that?

Now I’ve just got to throw together an appropriate rendering of my likeness to accompany my story. Hmm…

*Update 02.14.07: The photo has been chosen!

crossing circles illusion

Concentric circles appear to overlap each other. Interesting observation: Step several feet away from your computer monitor and the concentric circles will become apparent.

Should you ever need to recover from a disaster or move WordPress to another server, restoring the data from a backup becomes necessary.

This gets a little tricky if your MySQL database is large, as server time-outs become common. The trick is to to upload the new database in separate chunks.

1. Log in to phpMyAdmin. Select all the tables in your database and do a Drop, then go to the SQL tab.

2. Fire up WordPad on Windows and open the backed up database. SELECT ALL, and Paste it into a new WordPad work file. Remove this from the top:

– phpMyAdmin SQL Dump
— version 2.6.1-pl2
— http://www.phpmyadmin.net

— Host: localhost
— Generation Time: Jun 24, 2005 at 05:14 PM
— Server version: 4.0.24
— PHP Version: 4.3.11

— Database: `yournamehere_data`

CREATE DATABASE `yournamehere_data`;
USE tamba2_data;

3. Select and CUT a first logical chunk out of the work file that’s not too large, and Paste it into the form field in phpMyAdmin. Click Go, and wait for the confirmation of success. (Cutting the data, rather than Copying, ensures that you’re not uploading things twice during this process.)

4. Repeat with then next logical chunk, and continue this process until the entire file has been uploaded.

5. If you’re moving WordPress, browse to the wp-login file, go to Options, and make sure that the Blog Address is correct. If things get complicated, use phpMyAdmin to Browse through the database where you can redefine the Blog Address manually. At this point it’s probably a good idea to redefine and database fields that are specific to the old domain.

6. After this, you may need to run the upgrade.php script in the new location. Be careful that it’s not pointing to the old url.

7. Change the user information in the new location’s admin to avoid cross-ups between the two domains.

8. Lastly, go to the new locations admin Options and verify that the WordPress Address and Blog Address jive.

blind spot illusion

Place your face about 12″ from the screen. Close your left eye and focus on the cross. The moving figure will disappear when it hits your blind spot.