With signs costing several hundred dollars apiece, much of the tiny town’s budget is being spent replacing the signs, says Siegfried Hoeppel, the Mayor of Fucking. He went on to express his hope that further thefts will be avoided through the use of increased concrete and . . . bigger screws.
The town’s authorities will likely need to consult external sources for a solution to the problem. I know they’d like to solve it themselves, but apparently there’s no Fucking way.
Why doesn’t the town sell their own souvenir signs and make money? Only thieves get them now, full of dirt and concrete, but think of how many people would be glad to pay a reasonable price for a good replica with a clean base to display it. Even a small desktop paperweight version. They could even offer a signpost with the ‘slow-children’ sign included on it. How about re-naming the local hotel? Eat your heart out, Intercourse Pennsylvania.
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The best part:
“It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us.”
Quote of the month.
“Bitte – nicht so schnell!” – Classic.
Ba-domp-bomp.
All those thefts are hitting the Fucking budget.
Yeah. Looks like the situation over there is getting out of Fucking control.
Poor Fucking Germans.
Cary–These Fucking people are in Austria. There’s no Fucking in Germany.
The town’s authorities will likely need to consult external sources for a solution to the problem. I know they’d like to solve it themselves, but apparently there’s no Fucking way.
`it just makes me so proud to be British
Fucking Austrians are making me laugh!
What the fuck did they expect?
Why doesn’t the town sell their own souvenir signs and make money? Only thieves get them now, full of dirt and concrete, but think of how many people would be glad to pay a reasonable price for a good replica with a clean base to display it. Even a small desktop paperweight version. They could even offer a signpost with the ‘slow-children’ sign included on it. How about re-naming the local hotel? Eat your heart out, Intercourse Pennsylvania.
Siegfried Hoeppel, the Mayor of Fucking, LMFAO