Congratulations to the Houston Astros — particularly Biggio and Bagwell — for finally making it to the first World Series in franchise history. I’m pulling for you.
ATTENTION HOUSTON ASTROS MANAGMENT: When we’re done with this World Series thing, do you suppose we can bring back those groovy Big Stick colored jerseys from the good old Nolan Ryan days? The Astros just haven’t been the same ball club since those were discarded.
“While the Houston Astros wore bright orange and yellow striped uniforms, Americans were experiencing an energy crisis.”
–Baseball Hall of Fame