Two perfectly concentric circles.

Source: A. Kitaoka

The Van Halen with David Lee Roth tour is on. Eddie and Valerie’s 16-year-old kid Wolfgang will be playing bass and supplying backup vokes. He also picked out the set, which apparently consists of about 25 songs from the good old days. Check out the press conference.

Hit the ground running. Floor tickets for Staples are “available” for a grand each. It’ll be a circus not to be missed.

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The whole Leno humor thing can really push the sap factor once in a while, but these get me every time.

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