A good buddy of mine has been reluctant to get on Facebook since Day One. He finally did. I’ve gotta laugh at the first three things in his Facebook history (letters have been loosely rearranged and joined by an extra vowel to protect the shrewd opposers of having one’s existence acknowledged on the Internet):
Barney joined Facebook 2:31pm
Barney and Jace Daniel Albao are now friends. 2:46pm
Barney joined the group Petition for Led Zeppelin United States Tour —
1,000,000,000 strong. 5:03pm
*A couple conversations today have indicated that there’s some ambiguity to the Ethel Mertz reference here. I didn’t catch it during the jam, but now that it’s pointed out, I see it, and must provide some clarification.
There’s an inside joke that’s been floating around the pad here for a few weeks since taking inventory on kitchen supplies. While throwing things out, Naylor stumbled across a colander in one of the cupboards that probably dates back to the pre-WWII era. Antique. I think it’s tin. Or maybe even a toxic lead composite that’s gonna kill me if I eat enough angel hair. Our joke, courtesy of Naylor, is that the thing is straight out of I Love Lucy.
So for the record, the Ethel Mertz reference here is nothing more than a device used to illustrate the age of the colander. There is no real-world colander-claiming text-messaging counterpart to good ol’ Honeybunch, rest her soul.







