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Rule Breaker: Never Split an Infinitive(?)

You split a banana with ice cream, fudge sauce, and whipped cream. You split an infinitive by inserting a modifier–an adverb, usually–between the to and the verb, as in “I want you to carefully read over these instructions.” The notion that this incision is grammatically unsound was first set forth in the mid-1800s, and it finds its basis in Latin, a language in which the infinitive is a one-word verb form.

Keeping infinitives intact is actually a sensible idea. Otherwise you run the risk of writing sentences that sound like this:

  • We wanted to, because we felt it was important, talk to you today about our water ski catalog.

Still, no grammarian today sees any value in having an official sanction against splitting infinitives, and everyone agrees that it was a silly rule to adopt in the first place. Even if the rule didn’t exist, split infinitives would rarely occur; that’s because we rarely split them in conversation.

On the other hand, there are certain situations in which splitting the infinitive produces precisely the effect you want to produce, which is to put less emphasis on the action conveyed in the infinitive and more on the modifier.

Example:

  • I would now like you to slowly and precisely tell me what happened and how it happened. (Splitting the infinitive positions the adverbs slowly and precisely immediately before the verb tell and puts the emphasis on these two words.)

Source: Grammar for Smart People, by Barry Tarshis.

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Hollywood CA, Summer 2009

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Taking five on the Pirate Trail, Rancho Palos Verdes CA

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With TA Jr. at the Tony Adams Sr. memorial service, Royal Palms State Beach, San Pedro CA, 06.14.2009.

RIP TA Sr.

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Finally, we can now sit at the bar.

The other night I had another one of those “meant to be” craigslist moments, finding these four guys. They’re 31″ tall, and the black leather tops swivel. The fourth one’s behind the bar right now.

I spent what ended up being nearly a year thinking about what kind of barstools to get before pulling the trigger. There were a few ideas that could’ve worked with the mid-century vintage of the bar itself, from minimalist atomic designs to the whole shabby chic thing. One thing I decided was that, given the smaller size of the bar, the accompanying stools should not have backs. And they’ve GOTTA swivel.

Height was something I needed to figure out, as I’ve sat at bars that felt too high. My bar is about 42″, and I didn’t want end up with stools that felt too short. A few months ago I saw some cool retro orange stools, but I was concerned they’d be a bit short at 28″. Quickly googled an article on how to do the math when matching stools to a bar, and I’ve been aiming for 30″ or taller ever since.

Mission accomplished. Now it’s time to squeeze more lemons and start flowing the Collinses.

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