A couple shareable limericks from 70-year-old artist Ernest McCarty:
There once was a man from Lyme
Who married three girls at a time.
When asked, “Why the third?”
He said, “One’s absurd,
And two is always a crime.”
A young midget couple from Pfaff
Enjoys sex play with a laugh.
When lust rears its head,
They lie on the bed
And perform thirty-four and a half.