Handsome Heinz 57 male approximately four years of age seeks loving and understanding family to call his own. Answers to the name Vive, Men, Get the Fuck Out of Here, etc. Eats like a garbage disposal, bites children, pisses on furniture, tracks his own shit through the house, doesn’t listen, and is an all-around asshole. His days are numbered, so don’t delay! This may be your chance to save a life.
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