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Here’s something I haven’t done before: attempt to review a movie before seeing it. Here goes.

When it comes to Hollywood movies, we’ve become so inundated with relentless marketing that many of us have become numb to the whole thing. From Taco Bell commercials to Web banner campaigns to every piece of merchandising imaginable, an aggressively marketed movie is so common that it all eventually becomes noise. A marketed film doesn’t make it a good film, and for me and others, it can actually have the opposite effect of what’s intended: the more marketed a film is, the less inclined we are to care about seeing it.

But we need to be careful not to rob ourselves of a good thing by our own jadedness. If we were to discard all heavily marketed films and regard them as garbage, we can easily throw the baby out with the bath water and miss out on some genuinely fantastic projects that fall through the cracks of our attention span. Sometimes it takes a bit of work — word of mouth — by believers in the project to separate it from the noise and have it noticed by like-minded people who would enjoy it.

Enter: Tropic Thunder.

The marketing for this one has gone through the roof. A couple weeks ago I was at a party, and the studio had a Tropic Thunder booth. They were handing out stickers, pins, cups, and all sorts of merch. Yet still, as usual, I didn’t pay a whole lot of attention. Looked like just another watchable Ben Stiller summer comedy.

Yesterday I got a couple texts from some bros who are coordinating a rally for us this week. Looks like Tropic Thunder’s gonna be the flick we’re gonna see, so I jumped on over to the official site to have a closer look at what we’re in for.

After spending some time checking out the Characters section of the site, then following the link to the Facebook page, and finally following the links to the individual Web sites of each character, I’ve realized that Tropic Thunder may very well be the funniest thing I will ever see.

And it’s high concept. Here’s the premise, from what I gather:

A Vietnam veteran, played by Nick Nolte, wrote an autobiographical book about his Nam experience. His story was purchased by a Hollywood studio, and is now being adapted to a star-studded big-budget action film called Tropic Thunder. The story, with Nolte’s character “Four Leaf” at the helm, follows a platoon of American soldiers through the muddy battlefields of Vietnam in 1969. While the film crew is in the middle of production, things go awry, and they find themselves in real-life combat.

The adapted novel boasts a cast of characters from all over the archetype map, from the bona fide action star to the Australian award-winner to the comedian to the hip-hop artist crossing over into acting. Each actor hired on for the production has his own Web site, which includes a biography, filmography, and links to other projects they’re associated with.

This Tropic Thunder thing is a blast of parody and satire, with a unique layer of humor that is so smart it’s bringing me to tears. Before seeing the film, I’ve been spending a bit of time indulging in the online set-up. And it is KILLING ME. The whole shebang is a clinic in character development, giving us an extraordinary familiarity with characters before even watching the movie. Such a rare thing. Back in 1999, a similar technique was used in The Blair Witch Project, but outside of remakes and adaptations, I can’t think of many films that have been set up so thoroughly with online supplements.

I can’t wait to see the film. I’m going in with high expectations, so logic tells me I could only be disappointed. But from what I’ve gotten out of the online set-up, I’ve already gotten my money’s worth.

Below are some notable sites to visit before you see the film. Pay attention to the small details. Killer writing:

The Tropic Thunder official site is a good start: http://tropicthunder.com

Then familiarize yourself with:

Tugg Speedman (don’t miss his favorite charity)
Official site: http://tuggspeedman.com
The Scorcher VI movie site in which he stars: http://www.scorchermovie.com

Kirk Lazarus
Official site: http://www.kirklazarus.com
The Satan’s Alley movie site in which he played an award-winning role: http://www.satansalley.com

Jeff Portnoy
Official site: http://www.jeffportnoy.com
The Fatties sequel movie site in which he stars: http://www.fatties2.com

Cody Keith Underwood (Special Effects expert; don’t miss his previous work)
Official site: http://www.codyeffects.com

Alpa Chino
Official site: http://www.alpa-chino.com

Kevin Sandusky
Check out his MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/kevinsandusky

→ “So, what do you do?”

The truth of such inquisitive phone calls aside, I think the funniest thing about this one, for me anyway, is that I’d actually be interested. Somewhere on my To Do List is to extend the east wall of the property, made of cinder blocks, and bring the backyard gate up flush with the front of the house. That’d put most of the driveway in the backyard, which would then be turned into an enclosed patio.

I’ve been a huge fan of someecards.com for a couple months now, and this one may quite possibly be my favorite so far.

And mildly embarrassing. And almost sad. Yet totally adorable. All at the same time. I just got the following email, sent from the submission form via this site’s Contact page:

———- Forwarded message ———-

Date: Mon, Jul 21, 2008 at 2:16 PM
Subject: jaced contact form
To: jaced.com

comments: I am going to use your # on gototrafficschool.com and would like to know how to get the book of secrets. Thanks!!
phone: xxxxxxxxxx
name: Robin

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The “book of secrets” Robin is referring to was mentioned in this post last year. Which reminds me, I’m running way behind on the Claymation portion of the DVD.

Oh man, that’s just too cute. Good stuff. I’ve gotta make time to send Robin a short list of tips and a virtual hug.

Moral of the story: USE SATIRE CAREFULLY.

A good buddy of mine has been reluctant to get on Facebook since Day One. He finally did. I’ve gotta laugh at the first three things in his Facebook history (letters have been loosely rearranged and joined by an extra vowel to protect the shrewd opposers of having one’s existence acknowledged on the Internet):

Barney joined Facebook 2:31pm

Barney and Jace Daniel Albao are now friends. 2:46pm

Barney joined the group Petition for Led Zeppelin United States Tour –
1,000,000,000 strong. 5:03pm

“This is going right onto Boing Boing.”

A man owes the IRS ten thousand dollars, and only has five. Under a tremendous amount of stress, he goes into a church to seek guidance.

“Lord,” the man prays. “I’m at the end of my rope. I own the IRS ten thousand dollars, and I’m five grand short. Please, show me the way.”

To his surprise, the man hears a Voice coming from on high. “Take your five thousand dollars to Vegas.”

“Are you kidding me?” the man asks.

“Trust Me,” the Voice says. “Take it all to Vegas and we’ll go from there.” =continued=

George on death:

Somebody’s overdue for Happy Hour.

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, “Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”

Esther always replied, “I know, dear, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars. And fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, “Esther, I’m eighty-five years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.”

Esther replied, “Yes, dear, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars. And fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

The pilot overheard the couple bickering and said, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won’t charge you a penny. But if you say one word, it’ll be fifty dollars.”

Morris and Esther agreed, and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, yet not a word was uttered. He did flips, twirls, and other daredevil tricks. Over and over again. But still, not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, “By golly, I did everything I could to get you to say something, but you didn’t utter a word. I’m impressed!”

Morris replied, “Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out. But, hey, you know. Fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”