Laughter is the best medicine. For your therapeutic perusal:
While I doubt there will ever be a craiglist ad as classic as this one, I can’t stop laughing at this gem from the batch:
Free Broken Time Machine
Date: 2008-07-07, 4:33PM EDT
Never got around to fixing it. All the buttons are stuck, so it doesn’t go in Reverse. Only Forward at Normal speed.
Come pick it up whenever.
* Location: Norwalk
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests