What I wouldn’t give to party with this guy for about nine hours.

“There is a fifth dimension. Beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow. Between science and superstition. And it lies between the pit of Man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge.”
– Rod Serling

Multiplication

Some teachers give stars for perfect scores. Mrs. Vanick threw down the hottest logomark around, the Hang Ten feet. Genius. What better incentive could a 4th grade teacher think of in 1978? Other than Lightning Bolt, of course.

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