A really bad Ghandi joke for homophonic punsters

So bad it’s good:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, resulting in an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which left him rather frail. Furthermore, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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