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2007 Purge

Hey, friends. If you’re reading this, I’d like to encourage you to turn off your computer for a few days. Unplug. Take some time to re-evaluate your surroundings. Get some empty boxes. Break out the vacuum cleaner, grab some dust rags. Look at your closets. Empty your drawers. Pull things off the shelves. Make three piles:

  • KEEP

My guess is that if we all did this, there’d be a lot of stuff in the trash, or passed on to somebody who can use the clutter. I’ll be doing the same thing, using some free time in the next week to regroup, inhale, and start 2008 fresh. Let’s remember this rule:

If you haven’t seen something in a year, then you’ll never miss it. Toss it. Now.

Until I find a way back in here, have yourself a Merry little Christmas. That’s right. Merry fucking Christmas. No politically correct Happy Holidays bullshit from this kid. We all want to say it, so say it: Merry Christmas. It’s the most wonderful time of the year. If people can’t handle that simple two-word phrase, then they can take their weak narrow minds somewhere else that’s not so free and brave and throw a little private party for their miserable ball-less selves.

Merry Christmas, and have a good rest of 2007. Get it done.

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