Not sure if anybody else has been watching it for the past four months, but I’ve really been getting into the International High-Diving World Championship thing. Only happens every thirty years. Just ended the other day. Absolutely riveting.
On the final day of the contest, it came down to two European divers. They were tied. Even Steven.
To determine the winner, they got a game of Marco Polo going.
That lasted for seven hours. Then the judges stepped in, flipped a coin, and the whole thing went to a belly flop contest.
Now the loser’s protesting. Says the other dude pissed in the pool.
